today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.
I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.
I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me